What animal always goes to heaven?
An angelfish.
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why did the frog starve?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?