What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How do bears keep cool?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Two silkworms got in a fight.