What type of barrel breaks easily?
A Cracker Barrel™.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?