What type of barrel breaks easily?
A Cracker Barrel™.
When should you start writing a book?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What was the first animal in space?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do snowmen get information?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why was the cat so small?