What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
They need a good batter!
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How do locomotives know where to go?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do cats wear to work?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How do you get straight A's?