Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
It's allergy season again?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why are grandkids so great?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?