What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?