What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What sport requires no movement at all?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Which animal should never work for the government?