What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Parcheese-i.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What bird is always sad?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?