What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why do bees buzz?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why was the bunny upset?