What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
What is a king's favorite weather?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where do stars go to college?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's a forklift?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?