What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a silly hill?
How does a witch play loud music?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?