What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do elves learn in school?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Which animal is the most religious?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Where do stars go to college?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?