Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What animal floats best?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?