Why did the elephant eat the candle?
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If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Which subject has two parts?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Which fly makes films?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?