Why did the elephant eat the candle?
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What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why are winter days great?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's a henway?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why do some people love eating snails?