Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why are boxers good comedians?