When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
A dino-saw.
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?