Where do cats go on vacation?
Meow-i.
How do bees get to school?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a fly without wings?