Where do T-Rexes shop?
At dino stores.
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?