Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?