What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
The Exterminator.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What fairy loves to count?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did electricity win the race?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?