Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What was the first animal in space?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?