Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What game do mice love to play?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?