Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
How long do chickens work?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What game do cows play at parties?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
People are so hard on car mechanics.