What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do all the planets get along?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?