How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
They play their brag-pipes.
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What job did the corn on the cob get?