Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Which family member has tusks?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How do automobiles fly?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?