What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do bees chew?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?