What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail.
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?