What kind of bow can't be tied?
A rainbow!
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?