What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
A snake in the brass!
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?