Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
Why did the tomato turn red?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is the tallest building in the world?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How do you grill cheese?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?