What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did summer say to spring?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why was the horse so happy?
What name sounds like the past tense?