What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What game do mice love to play?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How do hurricanes see?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a silly hill?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?