What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Mush-rooms.
What tree has the most bark?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How do you arrest a pig?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why was the bunny upset?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?