Animals

Where do birds go to drink?

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What kind of birds make the best thieves?

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What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

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What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

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Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

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Which dog belongs in a band?

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Which bird would make a great farmer?

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What kind of pants do fish wear?

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What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

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Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

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Why did the chicken walk across the street?

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What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

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What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

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Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

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What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

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What did the baby bull grow up to be?

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Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

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What animals have the highest divorce rates?

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What bird is always sad?

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Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

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What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

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Why does a barn sound so noisy?

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Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

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What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

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